this mail come to me and I want to share it with you :)
Men Strike Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>> None. It should be opened when she brings it
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>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>> Why do men fart more than women?
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to
>> build up the required pressure.
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>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>>front door, who do you let in first?
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>> I married a Miss Right.
>> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>> It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>> Women will never be equal to men until they can
>> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>> gut, and still think they are sexy.
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>> Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
>> to the select few women who can handle the truth ! (or who has a great
>>sense of humor) No, no, no. This goes out to all the men that need to
>>retrain their women, and to the women who weren't trained properly in the
>>first place!
